- boys in fights: I hate you, man, fuck you.
- girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
(Source: youjustinspiredme)
time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet
(Source: seblaine)
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(Source: -theperfectmistake)
- me: omg im going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and ill have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect
- me: is that cake
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